Top 10 Video Game Development Heroes

What’s that you ask? Are video games art? Of course they are. At least sometimes. Stop being a jackass.

The painful reality is, though, that most art is terrible (and yes, my turtleneck and beret donning friend over there in the corner, you can keep that brow furrowed, as that very probably means your art as well). Video games still being an incredibly young medium – as well as one involving myriad “moving parts,” and mountains of minutiae to traverse along the road from inspired, or even cynical, concept to overpriced thing – are triply susceptible to humanity’s inevitable lapses into incompetence and mediocrity. One recurring problem in recent years, and one that has contributed to the perception that games are an inferior or lesser medium, is that some game developers have taken to clumsily pawing away at traditional narrative, trying to impose a cinematic structure and scope upon games, in an attempt to compete head to head with films and television. To date, the majority of these attempts to earn emotional involvement, or even simply tell a vaguely interesting story, have come up well short. While genuinely compelling immersive and interactive entertainments are very likely on our horizon, we are probably some years away from a video game with plot developments, statements, or metaphors so poignant that they would make the average – or even especially sensitive and perceptive – player break down sobbing, or question her or his life (“I knew after BioShock, man, that it was time for me to reconcile with my father…”). The best video games are usually among those that don’t apologize for being video games in the first place, or if they do attempt a story, they do so in such a willfully ludicrous way that they hardly invite unfavorable comparisons with other media.

The best games also, however (and regardless of all that), stand as some of the developed world’s most imaginative, inspired, and bold creative works of the past 40 years. Which brings us to our point today. The men and women behind these works are deserving of credit and celebration. Not necessarily parades, or national holidays, but a PeekScore list seems not entirely out of line.

Although it’s hardly timely, today’s PeekScore list was inspired by a poll which was taken of over 9,000 game developers, around the world, back in 2009. In this poll, these developers were asked to name their game development heroes (definitions of heroism will vary, of course). Below are the top ten people named in this poll. Here, without their knowledge, we’ve volunteered this noble decemvir to participate in our own, somewhat crude in presentation, but frightfully sophisticated in execution computer game; The PeekScore List Ranking Thingie.

We provide this list today as an olive branch, extended to a meeker segment of our readership, and one perhaps alienated by the content of some recent posts. We also provide this list to clear up some wild misconceptions about the character of PeekYou, in general.

Make no mistake: We are not a company of jocks or bullies. We are a company populated by poets, singers, bongo players, lovers, and generally sensitive, caring sorts, of all conceivable genders and orientations. Sure, we can hold our own in a fight, but we’ve never gone looking for one. We are letting this be known now, as it’s been brought to our attention that some have accused us of bashing “nerds.” Rest assured, docile and bookish PeekYou reader, that while cinema’s Ogre may startle you when you flick past him on cable, he can’t hurt you here. He is a fiction, PeekYou is the real thing.

That settled, now let’s get on to the matter at hand, these extraordinary men and their (mostly) amazing games.

Picture Name Bio PeekScore


Peter Molyneux The man behind such “God games” as Dungeon Keeper and Black & White, he’s also responsible for the Fable series of games.


Shigeru Miyamoto While number 2 here, as the main genius behind Nintendo’s Mario and Zelda franchises, as well as countless other beloved games, Miyamoto’s probably the best known game developer in the world.


Jonathan Blow Created the platform/puzzle game Braid, and is releasing The Witness later in 2011.


Will Wright Best known for his involvement in all things Sim: The Sims, SimCity, SimAnt, and so on.


John Carmack Behind such incredibly influential games as Wolfenstein 3D and Doom.


Mike Morhaime The president of Blizzard Entertainment, the company behind the notoriously life-sucking MMPORPG known as World of Warcraft.


David Braben Best known as the co-writer of the apparently seminal Elite.


Sid Meier It’s a little known fact that Sid here was the man behind Sid Meier’s Civilization.


Masaya Matsuura Founder of J-Pop band Psy-S, Matsuura is also behind the incredibly influential PaRappa the Rapper.


Dave Jones Created Lemmings and the original Grand Theft Auto.

Cast of The Beaver

Jodie Foster is about to release her first directorial effort in 16 years. It would seem that in the time between wrapping filming and actually releasing the thing, her leading man went a touch bonkers and inadvertently became a bit of a thorn in the side of the film’s promotion. Still, for all that hubbub, it seems that some of the reviews have been positive, and it remains to be seen whether Mel’s personal controversy – particularly given the film’s subject matter, and troubled protagonist – may even help the film’s box office. We surely exist in a culture where such a thing is well within the realm of possibility.

Now, it would be really easy for us to turn this into a series of cheap shots at the expense of Mel Gibson and his assorted troubles. PeekYou, though, is bigger than that. It seems Mr. Gibson has said and done some pretty rotten things in the past few years, but PeekYou divorces itself from publicly opining on such matters, or damning anyone (privately, of course, we condemn all sorts of folks; for example, just off the top of our heads, bigots and men who hit women… but make of that what you will). Instead of focusing on the negative, we choose to dedicate our attentions to Mad Max, The Road Warrior, and to a lesser, but still very real, degree Beyond Thunderdome. We don’t just choose to dwell on these things now, solely in the context of this entry, but in general. It is a life-choice, nay calling, to always be keeping such concerns foremost in our thoughts.

So, while seeing how the main cast of The Beaver measure up against one another, PeekScore-wise, keep in mind that if Max Rockatansky were a real person, so high would his PeekScore be (somewhere, most likely, in the area of about a billion-quazillion), he’d be at the top of every one these lists.

Picture Name Bio PeekScore


Mel Gibson Do not misconstrue the meaning of Mr. Gibson topping this list. We in no way endorse, defend, nor support Mr. Gibson’s behavior; although we do still think The Road Warrior is badass.


Jodie Foster The Bugsy Malone star has won two Oscars(R), and unwittingly played muse to a would-be assassin. All in all, Jodie’s has not been a boring life.


Cherry Jones Not, as we had initially thought, the attorney and former star of The View, this Tony and Emmy winning actress worked with Mel before in 2002′s Signs.


Jennifer Lawrence This former star of The Bill Engvall Show was nominated for an Oscar(R) for last year’s Winter’s Bone


Anton Yelchin Yelchin is probably best known for playing Chekov in the new franchise of Star Trek flicks.

2011 NBA Playoffs Second Round Matchup: Boston Celtics vs. Miami Heat

Recently, we paid a sort of tribute to the Boston Celtics for their quite decisive victory over PeekYou’s hometown team, the New York Knickerbockers Basketball Club. While we sure as heck are through with the colloquially named “Knicks,” as we are not the sorts to truck with losers, we are not, as it turns out, through with the Celtics. Boston’s beloved basketball club (beloved by Bostonians, and presumably their mothers, in any event) find themselves facing a contest – conveniently, given their backgrounds, a contest of basketball ability – against the Miami Heat. The Heat are, as countless hack sportwriters have pointed out, “on fire,” and “red hot,” and “blazing,” and “spicier than a very spicy pepper, like say, for example, one of those ghost peppers, which I think I saw mentioned on the Food Network, which are supposed to be, like, really, really, crazy hot.” The gist of all these poetics being that, generally speaking, the Heat are delivering on the promise brazenly emblazoned across their jerseys.

This series of games is eagerly anticipated by those who anticipate such things, and the speculation runs rampant among these sorts. Now, we could join these anxious ranks and prattle on endlessly over what may come to pass. We could sit around and debate the relative merits of the Heat’s celebrated, youthful “Big 3″ (Dwayne Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh) vs. the Celtics own aging “Big 3,” of likely future Hall of Famers (Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett, and Ray Allen). We could toss around the basketball stats, and we could holler ourselves hoarse, bickering into the wee hours over who is “better at basketball.” We could do all sorts of things. Where, though, would any of that get us?

So far as we’re concerned, the games are an afterthought. No speculation necessary, as PeekYou has already determined – within a statistically insignificant margin of error – the series’ certain victor. So confident are we in our results here, we view the games themselves as little more than a needless exhibition of hoopla, and one decidedly redundant. Stay home, fellas, PeekYou’s got this one. We have hard science on our side. There’s no guesswork needed, no amateur soothsayers, nor armchair sports analysts need speak up.

Here we present the Heat’s and the Celtic’s stars, ranked according to their PeekScores. While from these lists we can determine the merits of each player individually, for our purposes here we suggest you observe each team as a whole. We’d never encourage our readership to partake of games of chance, as we are not a company of vice but one of virtue. If you were to, however, acting entirely on your own agency, place a gentleman’s (or lady’s) wager based upon the outcome of the below showdown – meaning, a simple handshake venture, entered into between yourself and a trusted colleague, where not one red cent and only a modicum of pride is at stake – you might be finding yourself feeling pretty darned gentlemanly indeed, when all is said and done.

Fine then. Enough dilly-dallying. On to the basketball.

To start, the Miami Heat…

Picture Name Bio PeekScore


LeBron James With too many accolades to pick just one, James has – not without some well publicized controversy – been with the Heat since 2010.


Dwayne Wade Sports Illustrated‘s Sportsman of the Year in 2006, Wade has been with the Heat since 2003.


Mario Chalmers Voted Most Outstanding Player of the 2008 NCAA Championship, Chalmers has been with the Heat since 2008.


Chris Bosh A five-time NBA All-Star, Bosh has been with the Heat since 2010.


Eddie House A former ASU star, House has been with the Heat, for his second tenure with them (having played for them from 2000-2003) since 2010.


Zydrunas Ilgauskas A two-time NBA All-Star, Ilgauskas has been with the Heat since 2010.

All in all a very respectable showing from the Heat. The Big 3 have brought with them big scores, as expected, and have handily carried the Heat through to an overall strong demonstration of digital might.

Will champagne corks be heard popping throughout South Beach tonight? Well, very possibly. But not necessarily because of this. Let’s see how the Celtics fare…

Picture Name Bio PeekScore


Shaquille O’Neal 39 year old star of Kazaam, O’Neal’s been with the Celtics since 2010.


Paul Pierce Pierce is a nine time All-Star, and has been with the Celtics for the entirety of his 13 year career.


Rajon Rondo Voted to the NBA All-Defensive Team the past two years, Rondo has been with the Celtics since 2006.


Kevin Garnett NBA Defensive Player of the Year in the 2007-2008 season, Garnett has been with the Celtics since 2007.


Ray Allen Ten time All-Star, and He Got Game co-star, Allen has been with the Celtics since 2007.


Glen Davis A former LSU star, Davis has been with the Celtics since 2007.

As is plainly clear, the Celtics have emerged victorious. From this you can extrapolate points spreads, how many games the series will run, and whatever other, more granular, results you desire. I’m afraid we can’t hold your hand through all of the math, and besides, where would be the fun in that?

In the interest of full disclosure, it should be noted that PeekYou’s CEO is a Boston Celtics fan. This fact in no way influenced this honest and fair battle, nor the conclusions drawn from its outcome. Additionally, this entry was not written under duress nor threat of termination. We just report them as we find them.

The Celtics Sweep the Knicks in the 2011 NBA Playoffs

The Boston Celtics, it would seem, have swept the New York Knicks out of the NBA playoffs. In honor of their achievement as a team, we’ve decided to digitally disrupt their apparent camaraderie, pit them against one another in this cutthroat arena we call the World Wide Web, and rank them based upon their PeekScores. Do not construe this list as a show of bias toward Boston, nor conversely as a cheap excuse for us to possibly have a go at that fine city. We are a New York company, true, but there are also New Englanders in our midst. As a result of this, as well as our general desire to always keep our appeal broad (as we are, as should by now be known, very much about kindness and benevolence), it behooves us – here, as in all of our dealings – to exercise diplomacy and impartiality. Let it be known that no small (practically meaningless, in the grand scheme) indignity could keep us from loving our extraordinary hometown and all it has to offer; including its many world-class, professional sports franchises. On the other hand, we think it’s just peachy that a smaller, some might even say lesser, town can beat us at what is, at the end of the day, essentially a kid’s game. In fact, we hope they’re happy with their Celtics, their Citgo sign, their admittedly superior chowder, and (presumably) beans. We’ll just have to make do with having, well, everything else, I guess.

Even though Shaq hasn’t played in a while, he still dominates our list. What a champ.

Picture Name Bio PeekScore


Shaquille O’Neal 39 year old star of Kazaam, O’Neal’s been with the Celtics since 2010.


Paul Pierce Pierce is a nine time All-Star, and has been with the Celtics for the entirety of his 13 year career.


Rajon Rondo Voted to the NBA All-Defensive Team the past two years, Rondo has been with the Celtics since 2006.


Kevin Garnett NBA Defensive Player of the Year in the 2007-2008 season, Garnett has been with the Celtics since 2007.


Ray Allen Ten time All-Star, and He Got Game co-star, Allen has been with the Celtics since 2007.


Glen Davis A former LSU star, Davis has been with the Celtics since 2007.

The Cast of HBO’s Game of Thrones

One wouldn’t be out of line to suspect that those who go gaga for swords and sorcery, and the like, might be of a more rugged and butch strain of nerd. Derring do, after all, is not the province of the milquetoast nor the layabout. In our experience, though, it turns out that these fantasy enthusiasts are maybe not so tough. So, for these gentler types, it’s for the best that between their games of D&D and World of Warcraft, and bottles of Mountain Dew, they can nestle up in their beanbag chairs, in front of their TVs, out of harm’s way, and centuries past the frankly wretched living conditions of the Middle Ages, to watch Game of Thrones; HBO’s adaptation of George R.R. Martin‘s best-selling series of novels, A Song of Fire and Ice. Here, we’ve taken the six top-billed performers from this hotly anticipated epic, fantasy series, and played our own game of thrones with them (whatever that might even be; I guess we should watch or read to find out), by ranking them according to their PeekScores.

Are there any actors in the series that you think we should have included in our list? Tell us what you think!

Picture Name Bio PeekScore


Sean Bean The Lord of the Rings actor plays Eddard Stark.


Peter Dinklage Best known for his critically acclaimed turn in The Station Agent, Dinklage plays Tyrion Lannister.


Mark Addy The Full Monty star plays King Robert Baratheon.


Nikolaj Coster-Waldau This Danish actor plays Ser Jaime Lannister


Alfie Allen He toured the UK in the lead in a production of Equus, and in Game of Thrones he plays Theon Greyjoy.


Emilia Clarke This young Brit plays Daenerys Targaryen.